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Is Technology Taking Over Your Life ?

Is Technology Taking Over Your Life ?

1. Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty’s address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the...

Emma Watson has the cutest pussy

Emma Watson has the cutest pussy

Emma Watson has learned her lesson when it comes to giving those dirty paparazzi people clear upskirt shots. Now she has a whole entourage whose job is to cover Emma up. They’re doing everything...

You know you’re a true redneck if

You know you’re a true redneck if

1. You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk. 2. You ever cut your grass and found a car. 3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t....

The laws of physics as they apply in cartoons

The laws of physics as they apply in cartoons

Cartoon Law I Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until...

Man leaving the bar so intoxicated

Man leaving the bar so intoxicated

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the...

Some of the best one liners on the internet

Some of the best one liners on the internet

Every morning is the dawn of a new error- For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. The beatings will continue until morale improves. I used up all my sick days, so...

A newlywed couple moves into their new house

A newlywed couple moves into their new house

One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do...

He is not acting like the hero Singapore needs

He is not acting like the hero Singapore needs

A 23-year-old man, Batman Suparman, was today (Nov 11) jailed two years and nine months for multiple theft and housebreaking offences. Batman admitted to six counts of theft, two counts related to house trespass,...

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