Category: Jokes

Please god, give me the strength

Please god, give me the strength

One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde...

Three nuns

Three nuns

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the...

An English man meets a Chinese woman

An English man meets a Chinese woman

They fall in love and live a happy life in England. The woman, however cannot speak in English and has to have her husband translate for her. One day, the man was rather busy...

80 year old man and young bride

80 year old man and young bride

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I’ve never been better!" he boasted. "I’ve got an 30 year old bride who’s pregnant...

What did the doctor say?

What did the doctor say?

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If...

Daddy I fell in love

Daddy I fell in love

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That’s great son. Who is she?" Son: "It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I...

Russian President Putin called President Obama

Russian President Putin called President Obama

Russian President Putin called President  Obama with an emergency: “Our largest condom factory has exploded,” the Russian President cried. “My people’s favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!” “Mr. Putin, the...

$10,000 Bar Challenge

$10,000 Bar Challenge

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand...

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